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Merry Christmas

David Masih • 23 December 2020

Tis the season to be jolly!

During the miraculous time that is Christmas may you see with the eyes of a child, experience the wonder of love, and truly enjoy all that the season has to offer.

A few jokes for the family to share this Christmas



What does an elf study in school?

The elfabet.


Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?

Because it was Decembrrrrrrrr!


What kind of music do elves like?

"Wrap" music. 


What does an elf work on after school?

His gnomework. 


How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?

Merry Christmas to ewe.


What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?

You get tinselitus


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